What the hell?
I can’t think
of an article. Holy shit this is gay. I’ll bet this font is annoying. I hope
so. What to write about? How about gay peop-… wait, already did that. How
about white peop-… wait… David did that already. Holy piss. Has anyone had
tooheys new before? That’s a beer for the ages. Nothing better. Except maybe
some form of german beer, labeled “Die
Krautkrankeschwesterwieessendiescheißervondashund”. That would sell well I
reckon. People can pronounce it easy too. We should all buy that shit right
there.
Fat ginger people are reverse Santa. Think about it. They have the same
moobs and being generally jolly as all fat people are, they have the same
attitude too. When they’re naked, they are reverse santa. Coz santa’s
nipples poke out through his shirt, and fat red head guys also have a flat
space where their penis’s should be. That’s why all fat people are immune…no
wait… sterile?... no that’s not the word… Important? No. No fat people are
important. Impotent! All fat people are impotent, especially red ones. Red
fat people are so impotent that they make people without testicle look
fertile. What’s with fertility anyways? Who gives a rats ass about kids. All
they do is eat and shit and shit and eat. I’ve been drinking as I was
writing this, so I guess there will be another article that’s randomly
abusive… you pricks.
I’ve noticed something. I make a lot of mistakes while typing, coz I got an involuntary tremor. To show you the extent of this tremor, the rest of the article is going to be composed without repair.
Man, scrogging your mother was good shit. I ahd the best time wiht he. Sonfoa bicht is it didn’t make me eel like the toughbes mother fuckwer aerouand. What the fucxk wehat that supie top be?? Hoply shit me tpying top faeestr! Oh shtweqa. What thea fiuc what sathkas toulsd be? Shtqwyuwe. I jkida you not, these are the mioastks I make all the atime coz of my inaconila trmr. Go0ddanm, it’s wrost then tyect tial;. Mosdf fucker. Anywasd I supisd I haf better twarp thjis yupoi. Soryt if it’as hard to treadd. But comap,nbty the booze4 and the shake, and you gaer shit. That asnet didn’t alook too bad. I think my wrtitnez needs imprioveing,. Is awe it wasn’;t cp0-z opf the bheooz. SHAVE MY LUASC AND GCALL ME VGFRABNDMA>
Kbye.