Maddy
Owner of the universe

War is over.  

The war is over.

The war on Gonad is over, and I call myself the victor. Why? Because I'm still alive, fuckers. But in all solemnity, where as my attacks on Nadia were spammed or hatemailed, Nadia went low an attacked and/or corrupted those closer to me. Rather than be the only one on this planet who sees her for the evil person she is, I have decided to dedicate the effort that would have been spent in the war on guiding those yet uncorrupted away from Nadia's plague.
She even made the great (and now late) Dave fall. She corrupted an owner of the universe. There is no way she can do this to me HOWEVER, if a best friend like Dave can fall and become one of her drones (this goes way beyond just this war, my friend), then I guess all of my personal and close friends can, can’t they? No, this isn’t a satire page. You won’t find many jokes here. Mourn the loss of Dave, people, for he is gone indefinitely. Nadia spread lies to Dave, and he fell for them. Weak though he is, mourn him anyway.
Nadia is a disease spreading from person to person, infecting you all with her lies and slander. Yes, I know it seems petty that I say this, but it is true. Want proof? Dave. There’s your proof that she is as such.
To my loyal fans whom kept the hatemail flowing, I salute you all. You're true MaddyDave fans. May we come across a more honourable foe next time.
Keep up the awesome, people.

If you would like to take part in the medal service, email me and tell me what you did to Nadia. The better the attack, the better the medal.