Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

Bullshit.  

NINJA VIKING DELETED?!
NOT ON MY WATCH!

Today, I shall spare no introductions and get right to the point; the ass rapingly fucked up terms of agreement that blogspot uses (no, I will not link you to them; if you're a fan of my site, you're not lazy or stupid) has axed (in a hypocritical manner, by the way) the godlike writer that is Ninja Viking!
This is an unacceptable turn of events! Why do we have people like phatweb (and I use the term people lightly) out there, having sites that are not only shitty BUT ALSO full of unentertaining more offensive than what Ninja Viking had composed? Christ all fucking mighty, What is it about the internet and people like Ninja Viking? Christ, his writing kicked ass and I'll bet at least all of the blogspot staff agreed, but no doubt they are a bunch of masochistic assholes who decided that it would be a turn on to delete Ninja Viking. Fucking fat WoW nerds (conundrum - all WoW nerds are fat).
As both a sign of how much those assholes at blogspot have pissed me (and thereby you) off, I'm going to host as much of Ninja Viking's site as I can find, and then as much as he wishes to send. To top off the cake that is spite, I'm going to put "Fuck you, Blogspot" at the top of the page.
How dare these assholes remove the kickassery that is Ninja Viking? For the Owners of the Universe, he was like the Knight. Damn good writer he was, he kicked all kinds of ass that is only equivalent to Me or Dave.
Support free speech and go to Ninja Viking's fucking site, you pansies.
Note; he won't be banned from our servers, we're not cock stabbing man loving dick fart boner biting blogspot having blogspot employees.