Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

Fuck you, green eating scum.  

This here is a shout out to vegetarians who read my page – I hate you. Seriously, you fucking piss me off. All of you. There’s those assholes who make the assumption that meat eaters are bad (as Maddox once stated) for eating meat in the first place, and they piss me off when they give the excuse that it’s wrong to kill animals for consumption, as animals have been eating each other since wayyy before the moron was invented, which then invented such brilliance as the emo movement, gangstas and of course vegetarianism (and it’s twice-as-brilliant evolution form of vegans. This is also known as paganism.)
I digress from my original point and that is that if animals do it, and also we have a need for a lot of the things in meat (such as iron and protein) then why the fuck is it wrong for us? What, just because we can think? No, it’s called the circle of life you dumb shits.
However these are not those whom I’m pissed off at. The people that have really aggravated me are those who don’t eat meat, then wonder why they’re anemic. There’s someone I know who says meat makes them sick, which is why they don’t eat it. I’ve got a suggestion, why don’t you eat clean meat? Or cook it better? Maybe it’s the other ingredients in the meal, did you think of that, you dumb shit? Christ almighty, and then this person goes and asks why they’re anemic. I’m no doctor, but I’m going to guess you’ve got a bad case of the stupids and have therefore contracted the strain known as “vegetarianism”. If untreated, you may also contract paganism (aka being a vegan).
Christ, and then you have the morons who refuse to eat meat because it’s a trend. What’s this world coming to? Why is it cool to be stupid?! What happened to the days where it was cool to be manly? What happened to the days where if one had a punch up, one could still be mates with the victim instead of copping 30 years in jail for “aggravated assault”? What the fuck is aggravated assault anyway? Doesn’t one need to be aggravated to assault someone the first place?
From now on, if I see anyone trying to be cool with being a vegetarian, I’m going to put a magnet on their foot to trap what little iron they have so that the anemia kills them off before I have to.