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Valentines Day Hate articles part 3

Valentines Day has to be the stupidest excuse for a holiday in the entire calendar. And I'm not just saying that due to some embittered nerd mentality. Actually, who the fuck am I kidding? Of course I am. But Valentines Day is still retarded.

Valentines Day was created so stupid bitches could act even more like stupid bitches than normal, and get presents for it. Most men act like complete douches on Valentines Day, hoping to score on the one day of the year when they feel they have a chance. This leads to numerous fights, pissed off friends, and disappointed men. And through this all, the remaining faggots end up crying at home, drowning their sorrow in an intense game of Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, well. Such is life.

Back to my point... Valentines is an over hyped piece of shit. Men fork out the cash, and what do women do? Nothing. Not so much as a free strip show, for most guys.

Every Valentines Day further proves the widespread stupidity of society. Millions of pathetic men slowly emerge from their basements, blinking in the sunlight and smelling of cheap cologne and old Doritos, and attempt to attract the attention of women everywhere. Obviously, Valentines Day breeds high expectations and false dreams. Give it up boys, as long as you live with mommy you aren't getting laid.

This entire holiday was made up. It's an excuse to get men to waste their money on something other than booze. If you can't get a girl any other day of the year, how the hell is Valentines going to help? It's just like that "nice sweater" grandma knitted for you; it really DOESN'T help and it looks like shit. And in the unlikely case you can get a girl, what makes this day so special? Again, the answer is nothing. Valentines Day just sucks.

See, the thing is... Fuck it. I can't type any more. My horrible nerd rage is reaching a boiling point. Fucking women always rejecting me! I leave our patrons (well, not patrons. That implies you actually paid for something you lazy fucker) with this last thought: Fuck Valentines! I'll finish this goddamn article later.

bbl, rape.