That’s all valentines day is, a big attempt to have sex. Even the history of valentines day shows this, as the first valentines day was to decide whom people would sleep with the next year. That’s how valentines started and it changed when law and religion changed towards monogamy.
This isn’t the reason why I hate valentines day, the reason why I hate it is because it’s a shitty tradition that has no real purpose other than to allow the people to be assholes. All I see on valentines day is people stressing over someone else’s opinion on the gift that was purchased. Also, I’d like to state, that about 70% of all gifts on valentines come from men to women. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen a woman give a man a valentines present. Never. Not even a fucking rose. I don’t count cards as presents either, because cards are just pretty words that are cheapened by cheesy pictures and a $4.50 price tag. Oh the irony!
Also, people only ever focus on the whole love aspect of valentines day. They never, EVER focus on the rejection part of it.
“MADDY R U JELUS THAT U NEVR GOT SHT 4 UR VALNTINEZ DAII!?”
No I’m not dickface. I’ll give you a formula of how my valentines would go.
Card givers = women = W. “Fuck off cunt” = rejection = R. Maddy = God = G.
G + W = R (If variable H (hot) not present). On valentines day however, W + G = R^100000000.
Basically, I got given cards (and thereby valentines) I instantly would reject them all because they should be given to someone who needs the leg up of this day. See, that’s one side of the rejection on valentines day. The other side is this.
Say there’s a sad weird little kid who wishes to spread his seed in some good looking any chick he can, but is too afraid of women doing what I do on valentines day (vindictively though, because I do it by default). He is thereby rejected by default because no one gives him shit. The kid is then teased and made to feel worse on this day by virtue of the fact that he is unable to get a chick, because even if he did give a woman a present (roses, teddy bear, DnD dice) he’d still be rejected and valentines-less and still by teased by this fact with the added wrinkle of being shat upon for having asked someone who’s way out of his league (and anyone who rejects him, even those below his league are instantly above it). Now I ask you, is valentines day really so nice? Is it really so much about love? Have some fucking mercy for the kids who aren’t popular by virtue of their good looks and are thereby made to feel shitty on valentines day.
Also, I’m expected to be nice to people on valentines day. Everyone goes “Hey, it’s valentines day, why don’t you smile?”
How about I don’t smile any extra on valentines day because I don’t need a specific fucking day to be nice to people. I don’t need to be nice at all!
