I'm not trendy enough to hate Maddox.
I'm afraid I just can't do the whole "Maddox is such an asshole" thing. I'm not trendy enough, you see. Today I was approached by some people whom I dislike and whom regard themselves as "cool kids", and they had some words to say about my website. Of course, I had some things to say back, along the lines of "fuck off dickspeech, I don't care if you don't like what I said about high school girls. Your sister is a slut either way, so what does it matter?", and they said this: "You're just jealous because you aren't cool enough to hate Maddox."
Back up, what was that? I'm not cool enough to hate Maddox? Holy shit, someone please call the fashion police, I'm not COOL ENOUGH to hate Maddox!
Thing is however, I guess I'll have to agree with that. I am not cool enough to hate Maddox. I don't see the point. People bitch at him because he never updates, and when he does update, it's shitty. Why? Never got a proper reason for that, to be honest.
I hate to appear a nerd for standing up on behalf of Maddox, but give him a fucking break. He effectively invents a genre of writing, and you jackasses bitch at him because he doesn't run it the way you want him to? The guy didn't ask for this massive fan base for one, lay the fuck off. Now, I heard a good point (which was actually a shitty point, as it failed quite heavily with my rebuttal), and that was this; "If he doesn't care about his fans, why did he do (X) things for them?" Just because he doesn't care for them doesn't mean that he has to go out of his way to make sure they're unhappy. Think about it like this you ignorant putzes, he's walking a straight line called "what he wants to do" and if it happens to cross lines with "what you want him to do" then so be it, but most likely it won't, so go sit in your corner, have a sook, then have a lobotomy that removes that over controlling part of your brain.
The whole "I hate Maddox" or "Maddox is an asshole" thing is just a trend, and those who follow it are either: Teenagers, Adults hoping to be "cool" instead of the burnt out dicks they are, or are wrong.
188 people bitch and moan about us defending Maddox.