Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

Maddy's list of people who can get fucked.  

Maddy's List of people who can get FUCKED.

First of all, I'd like to open my act with saying this; I hate too many people to list here, so here are just a few.

Tom fucking Cruise. He pisses me off simply because of how happy he acts. If he was at least quiet and not a fucking 2 year old on crack when he's happy, I'd be cool with him and ignore him like all other celebreties, but unfortunately all I fucking hear about is how he's a scientologist and how he's happy. Bullshit, I call censorship on this one. Who wants to see anything that reminds us of how stupid we all really are (honestly, hasn't anyone heard what Scientologists believe?! Why the hell don't we all openly mock them!? Jesus!)
Tom Cruise can get fucked, and his wife can too. Who the hell is Katie Holmes anyway?

Cameron Diaz. Everyone hates her because Maddox does, so I guess I do too. I'd still fuck her though.

Linux and Mac users can get fucked for one sole reason... You guys might be virus free, you might not need to reinstall your operating system every 6 months (but should anyways, as Mac and Lunix fail), but there's one thing you guys will never ever have.
Compatibility. You all have to install or do something to do something that Windows can do straight up. (for lunix, that would be connecting to the internet. For Mac, that would be games and anything entertaining). You guys can't get fucked, because everyone knows that Mac users are sterile artistes and Lunix users are much the same, except with programming. Both are impervious to a loss of virginity.

Hot women can all get fucked - by me. That's all I want in a woman. Me.

News reporters. You can get fucked BIG TIME. You assholes make redundant reports about how post offices are ripping us off a few cents, then show fat blonde women who have tears in their eyes as they complain about being ripped off. Report something new or get fucked.

Morons on the internet should get fucked and go back to being morons in real life. I'm talking about people who "typ lyk dis" and who get offended over incredibly inane shit, like someone mentioning drugs. Apparently, if you even mention drugs these days, you are "discusting".

Apparently, my mate Richard's PC is telling him to get fucked.
"Every 3 fuckin' seconds Avast pops up saying "get FUCKED, you have a virus"
I laughed.