Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

Teens suck at everything .  

I’m sick of teenage poets. None of them are good, they all suck like slut on a knob. All their poems contain one thing and one thing only; “Heart break” (Wipe a tear away).
Fucking shit stains, there’s more to write faggy little limericks about. I’ll give you an example of one of these shitty pieces of liquid shit.

How I miss her
She is the person who saved me
How I want to hold her in my arms
How I miss her so
My dreams are plagued
As my soul is empty
Good god gives
And a terrible tyrannous turn takes
She should be in my arms
Because she lives in my heart
She beats with it
And my soul twines with hers
Oh god I'm in love
But no one loves me back

What a pansy. I’m guessing it was either composed by a really girly guy or a really butch dyke. Fucking wuss. I’ll bet there’s about a thousand of these poems floating around with one or two words different to this one. I’m going to dissect this piece of shit.

How I miss her
(She left me from being a wuss)
She is the person who saved me
(From masturbation)
How I want to hold her in my arms
(And feel her titties)
How I miss her so
(I’m horny)
My dreams are plagued
(I’m dreaming of fat chicks again)
As my soul is empty
(I’m such an emo cunt, give me attention and sympathy)
Good god gives
(Desperation* he means)
And a terrible tyrannous turn takes
(A hotter guy* he means)
She should be in my arms
(Stroking my cock)
Because she lives in my heart
(We had great sex that I masturbate over)
She beats with it
(I want to get a tattoo of her name on my cock)
And my soul twines with hers
(I hope she reads this and thinks I’m deep or something and takes me back. Man she had a nice ass.)
Oh god I'm in love
(With that ass)
But no one loves me back
(Coz I’m a sad weird little kid who writes shitty poetry)

I think my explanation of each sentence is a better poem than what this cock lord originally wrote. Let’s face it, there’s only one thing that people regret when they’re dumped. They regret not getting laid. That’s all that pisses them off, and covering it up with “love” is a bullshit excuse to hide the fact that they were left for someone who can put out better than someone else.