Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

"You want fries with that?"

Stupid Retarded Fuckwit Bimbos.

Should we let them breed? I think no. I think they should be given an IQ test at 5, and if they can't hack that, we kill them. Although, my plan was originally to turn them into something that would be useful for society, but I think even if we turned them into dog food the dogs would have something to say about it.

I mean seriously...We are supposed to be advancing in life...technology.. Genetic advancement....hell, I'd go as far to say Evolution...But how can we do this if these genetic throwbacks are allowed to continue popping out their dumbass kids at age 14?! And you know the kids will be spoilt brats, always thinking they are right, but having fuck all to back it up with, cept for 'daddy's credit card with a $20,000 limit' It makes me sick. Am I jealous of them? Damn right. Why should I work when these stuck up bitches suck Daddy's cock for a Chevvy?

I tell you, my people...We must act now.. The choices are simple...We either swim around in this pathetic pool of idiocity...where the average blonde still firmly believes that beef comes from the supermarket... Yes, I know that they are whores, but trust me...Smart girls can be very whorish too!
But....I could get accused of being very sexist here....And of course.. I am a man of equal opportunity. So.....Retarded idiotic fucktard boys. I'm talking like the guys who make a website to slate off the world. (Ha. Psyche.) No....But seriously...I'm talking about the kind of guys that you meet in KFC, spotty greasy fucktards that ask you if you want fries, and then forget how to make the fries get all hot. And the thing is....YES! These idiots get together with OTHER idiots, and make more idiots! The reason...because idiotic 15 year old girls look at their new KFC chip frier man who has a job, and get all wet. Now think this through....If we advance enough...Im sure we can develop a perfectly good machine to take idiot's place.... And No more will the greasy child give me relish with my burger because "Errrr...they come here that way...I'm not qualified to dismantle a burger, Sir" What a fucking insult to humanity, and the gene pool
that somehow he managed to crawl from.

Its like this! A perfect example of idiots taking liberties while we still are on fast food related topics. A woman...A fat woman....Managed to sue Mcdonald's because she burnt her mouth on a gherkin. Which is especially surprising, seen as they put them in cold and let the burger warm it up. However...I have a better idea....If the food looks hot....and theres steam....BLOW ON IT YOU STUPID FAT WHORE. Jesus. Im sure she could take a mere few SECONDS out of her life to cool her food before ramming every succulent calorie into her oversized mouth, and her obscenely obese waistline.

Still, we are going off topic. Im sure I'll address obesity in another scripture. So...How to tackle this problem? I believe two simple things are needed. We install rigourous book reading and exams on spelling, punctuation and grammar. Jesus, A book can do this? Who'd have thought? Everyone. Yet still, people choose to write like retards....just to be 'cool' being illiterate and retarded is 'cool'??? I do not wish to be part of THAT world. Fuck no. Secondly..Make kids do
laps of the school if they fuck up in class. They WILL learn to be smart. The problem is, teacher's have no balls now, we live in a cushy world where if you say the wrong thing you are looked at as evil and sadistic...or warped. The sad reality is... These
people make the most sense.

So my summary, I guess you'll be wanting that now. Yes, I have rambled, and yet you have stuck through it. Kudos reader, You may be one of the few that doesn't shy away from giving an opinion. So what to do? Because I do firmly believe that everyone DOES have the capacity to learn and be perfectly literate, and intelligent...I think they choose not to...Rather to be a slave to consumeristic values, and getting the latest fashion before everyone else does. What does THIS achieve?! Is the latest fashion going to feed your kids, look after your house, pay bills? Is it fuck. You'd be lucky to end up in a trailer park, unless you have 'Daddy's special reward for sucking me off credit card' to bail you out. All we need to do is force kids to learn. YES FORCE THEM. They wont appreicate it...some WILL rebel...but fuck em. How many revolutions were won by kids? I rest my case. Forced learning = Forced intelligence. Obviously, some will excell where other's fail, but in the end...Im sure we could raise the bar to 75% for a pass grade, and I doubt with forced learning that many would fail.

Thank You for your time. However long you took reading that...You will never get that time back. Don't blame me...Unless you can't handle the fact that you were too dumb to find anything better to fill your time with.