Maddy Dave
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I am sick and tired of high school kids. They’re loud, obnoxious and overall assholes. The definition in wikipedia should be “High School Kid: A loud and obnoxious pre adult whom is incapable of anything considered sociable among humans. It is often thought that high school kids are not human, but some form of alien from the planet “fuck knuckle””.
I’ll start by bitching about how shitty the guys are. The main fault with this sub species of high school kid is that they are aggressive loud and egotistical. They epitomize what is wrong with having friends, as loud though they are on their own, when surrounded by douche bag friends, they are about a thousand times louder and more obnoxious. Here’s an example of a guy on the street.
“HA HA HA HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS I CAN FART!”
(the group shits themselves laughing)
“HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS!”
(The guy lights a fart, the group laughs at a rate louder than 2000 db)
“AHHHH GUYS I’M ON FIRE! HA HA HA!”
(The guy promptly dies and the group laughs even harder.)

That’s a standard occurrence with teenage boys who attend a public high school. Private school teens are more well behaved due to the fact that rich kids, whilst snobby, are taught that bad behavior IS STILL BAD. Another thing that shits me with these douche bags is that they always pick fights with anything that moves for no apparent reason. Best bet is to stand completely still, looking at the ground making sure that you make no eye contact as they will try their hardest to kick your ass if you do. Reason why you can’t kick their asses back is because whilst they are old enough to be able to beat someone up (so the think) they are not old enough to be beaten up (so their parents think) and therefore, beating a high school boy up will result in the immediate law suit and jail time. Being beaten up will result in a complete and total destruction to whatever reputation that you had and result in your name being replaced with “that bitch who got his ass kicked”. High school kids fucking suck.

The standard high school girl is composed as such: the want for attention (and lots of it), the bitch factor and how this is somehow cool, the popularity-rules-my-life element and of course the “I must be with that cute guy only to cheat on him with another cute guy” ingredient. Mix together with an extra pinch of hormones, and voila! You have the most vile form of a woman. More moody, more bitchy and a lot less appealing than the standard woman (even though some of these girls are hot, it’s hard to get it up for them with all the shallowness. It’d be like trying to hump what seems to be a nice vadge only to find out it’s been filled to 95% of it’s capacity with cement.) And 18 year old fresh out of high school, having been slapped with the humility stick that is life, is the beginning of what is to become an appealing woman. But in their pre human forms, they are just vicious creatures of unheeded cruelty and comments. Here’s an actual example of what happens when one catches a high school girl in a bad mood (in other words, normal).
I was just walking along a street heading towards the train station, when I passed a girl dressed in a school uniform (this person I knew and did not like.). I paid her no attention and walked along without even so much as a glance at her. She still felt it necessary to call me a cunt. I turned around and expressed my surprise that they allowed dogs in school. She promptly informed me that it had been this way since I had joined her school. I pointed out that I joined in the same year she had started, and then laughed at her lack of a comeback. What was more amusing was watching her give a little death stare, as though this some how afforded her some sort of victory. Tool. Later during the day, I received a call in which I heard numerous girls screaming random insults into the phone. When they had finished their barrage of insults and stupid semi witch like cackling, I commented on how their dog like howling made me think of enrolling my dog in their school. I then pointed out that given the intelligence average of said school, I would have to most definitely enroll him in a private school.

I tire of the stupidity radiated by the average school student. Worst part is, those who read this article are going to bitch about it to me, because one problem about high school kids that they share in common with each other is that they think they know everything, and therefore take offense to anyone who thinks differently to how they do. I guarantee you, there are going to be at least 10 people who are going to read this and thing “Oh you cunt, you don’t know what it’s like being a high school kid!”, bypassing the obvious point in rebuttal that I too was once a fucking high school student, and I hated the people I had to be around back then. Things haven’t changed since I left school. If anything, things have become worse than what they were. Back to my point though, the people who are going to bitch at me are going to do so because I’m putting them under a label which they have built.
High school kids also have the annoying habit of complaining about not being unique, and attempt to do everything they can to attain a level of uniqueness, and do so by being either A: Emo, or B: Even more Emo. This dickshit isn’t fucking unique as everyone’s doing it. Christ, I’m getting so sick of these pricks that I’m considering coercing one of my younger relatives to perform a high school shootout. Jesus.
Note, I'd just like to add, this article covers ALOT of students from high school, but there are the occasional good kids. But I will admit, they are very rare. If you attend a high school and take offense to this article, you are one of those mentioned above, and not a good kid.