Orphans suck.
So there I was, minding my own business while punching an orphan when all of a sudden I was accosted by a police officer. I told the officer that it was ok and not to worry, coz I had exclusive permission from god to punch the kid around. The officer seemed to have his panties in a knot and I could see that he wasn't happy. I dropped Lil' Timmy and turned to the officer. He said "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step down sir.". I laughed a loud and manly laugh and told the officer to wait in line for his dishing of boot to the face. I turned back to the orphan, but the officer pulled out his taser and tried to electrocute me with it, but being so godlike meant that all the electricity passed into Timmy's body. Naturally, the little bastard exploded in a bloody mess and though normally I would have danced in the shower of orphan guts, I was mad because that asshole of an officer killed the little bastard before I could.
So naturally I took the taser off him and rammed it up his ass in a horizontal fashion. The bastard hopped around like I had done something wrong to him and a crowd of people surrounded us. Naturally, I told them all to fuck off back to their trashcans. They didn't take it well and consequently I had to shove numerous long objects up numerous tight anal cavities.
After I was standing on top of the defeated simpletons, a giant Doberman came up to me and nuzzled me for affection. I coo'd to give it a false sense of security, then punched it in the balls.
I rule.