I deliver junk mail. I jam low quality paper into letter boxes and get paid whatever I want while I exercise, so shut the fuck up. This means I know what I'm saying when I say our whole planet is compromised of materialistic fucks. Twice a week my kitchen is loaded with mountains of advertisements that the company paid $1000 to print, and will probably end up littering our highways. I think it's a bit ironic that we're currently trying to save the dying environment yet I probably get half a forest of shit in my house every week, which will soon be deposited into the garbage bins of households everywhere.
This was my initial attitude, blaming these grand corporate powers of their blatant bullshitery, but then I regarded that if they still advertise this way with catalog that have literally reached the size of newspapers...... then there are people out there who respond to it........ Oh lord.
A company must think they're pretty bad-damn ass if they think their line of door mats are so awesome as to take up a whole freaking newspaper, but a consumer must not think at all if in their pea-brained minds the clock is ticking saying "These curtain rings are a whole $0.50 less than those other ones! Thanks jebus for junk mail!"
Stop buying into this shit! when I need a fucking heavy duty trolley to load this junk into the car, then you know too many people are buying the worthless shit in them! You give a flying fuck about how many cents you can save on a tire pump? Then you're my problem: you're obviously a materialistic consumer whore who thinks having unnecessary gadgets makes you awesome. If junk mail pisses so many of us off, then why do you keep promoting the idea of it? Don't buy shit just because the newspa- I mean catalog said it comes with a free sample pack of tissues. You buy things when you need them, not because you can find an OMG BARGAIN! You find the bargain, when you need the thing, not the other way around, ok class? Good. Now I have to go take 10 years off my life as I drag 2 heavy bags of junk mail around town.