Maddy Dave
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Maddy Dave News

It's come to our attention that alot of you are so mentally retarded that you can't read our minds and thus don't grasp what's going on, so we've added this news page simply to to tell you what the fuck is going on.

04/05/08
Maddy is taking a break from MaddyDave. Being the person who effectively spams this site with updates, he has earned it.
He'll be back later, assholes.

04/05/08
Richy has gone AWOL and is gone till further notice.

01/04/08
Dave has returned! Rejoice, Maddy Dave is once more the example of awesome. We are an example as to perfection being able to be improved.
Dave was returned from the dead by anger at everything that's wrong with heaven, and has returned to us so that he can point out everyone's flaws again.
Victory, bitches.

17/02/08
Forgot to mention there is a new writer. Rin. Her writing is like having a beer with your mates, then realizing that that wasn't beer, it was urine. Then you realize that it isn't your mates you're with, it's mental patients. And that sexy waitress is actually a 40 year old  nurse with saggy tits and an enema.
Rin's addition to the maddydave team is born from her application to us. Keep writing guys, you're all... well... most of you... ummm... actually, thus far, only one has been good, so FUCK OFF if you reek the odor of suck.

17/02/08
Finally updated this page.
 

01/02/08
Tragedy has struck www.maddydave.com, as Dave has retired from writing for the site. He was struck down in his sleep by a terrible case of the opinion fears, and fought a bad case of wanting to change the world, but lost the fight. Dave has deceased from Maddy Dave.
Dave is no longer a writer for this site. As Dave was a founding member, he has passed his status of an owner of the universe to Maddy and Maddy is now the sole proprietor of the universe. He will remain in the domain name and maybe one day this domain name will change but we doubt it. It's part of the history of this site, and Dave will not be removed from it.
This will not affect Maddy's article output, nor Richy's.
Dave was an awesome member of the site and will be sorely missed. As this particular news report brings forth the notice that one half of Maddy Dave has deceased, it will be different from all the other news reports in color.


29/01/08
Richy will be taking a short break from writing as he has a career opportunity facing him which requires his attention. Good luck to Richy.

24/01/08: We have a new writer joining our crew. Like everyone else's updates, his will be rare but liquid awesome when read. Contact him at richy@maddydave.com. For those who are completely blinded by stupidity, his name is Richy. The guy almost reeks awesomeness on our level. Hence, he was hired on the spot. Given, there was much begging on our part and much denial on his, then there was some kidnapping on our part and ransom holding on our part.

20/01/08: Updates have been bitchingly slow lately. Sorry about that. AHAHAHAHAHAHA as if we're sorry. Shut up and get me some fucking coffee.

25/12/07: We have Christmas pictures now. Merry fucking christmas from people who don't give a shit about what the holiday represents. Hell, it only means we get presents. YAY I GOT A TOY CAR! Kbye.