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So it has come to pass that MaddyDave has come across another enemy, this one wraught with all sorts of unwanted fucking politics. As such, I cannot actually say that it is Maddy and Dave involved in this one, just Maddy but that would be a lie, wouldn’t it? Oh yes, it would. No fuck everyone on this matter, those who are involved are indeed involved.
It’s not often that I censor myself, readers, but in
this case I will solely on content. Fact of the matter though is this; shit was
said, by a one Nadia Rendon (Funny, I knew a guy once called Scott Frendon. He
was pretty cool, I guess the F makes people go from cum dripping anal warts to
decent blokes) behind my back. She, however, denies this, and denied it further
in a gayspace bulletin which she believes I cannot access, for I am not added on
her friend list.
Hey hang on, that’s saying something… where I can’t access it… meaning… HOLY
FUCK! She spoke shit behind my back. Man, I wish there was I way I could go “aw,
would you look at the glaring contradiction?” in the form of me flipping you her
off.
She talks about friendship, but hey, what sort of friend talks about people behind their backs? What was the reason for it, anyways? Indignation at me having been annoyed at her for being an immature twatface? More than likely, I did, after all, say as such. But the difference is, people, I said it to her. I didn’t say to everyone except her “omg lol u no nadia rite? Yeh shes a cunt lol”, no that’s not my style.
In the title of her rant (which, by the way, I shall screenshot and post a picture of – I believe this means that I have either hacked the FUCK out of myspace… or I’m one of the added friends that can access this little Nadia style rant.) is “dedicated to the most gullible fluke ever – Maddy”. Quick side question Nadia, what’s a fluke? Is that some sort of gangster term? Or is it an Amerifag term? Sounds very gangster, to be honest. Wut wut, werd, yo ya’ll be diss’n muh shizzle. I bust a cap in y0 ass! (Yeah, I’ll bet that even though I didn’t use the word “nigga” I’m still going to be called a racist. If not for that sentence, then for the one that came before this one.)
Nadia, god bless her, she thought she could start off by being emo. She’s all like “OMG FRIENDS SUCK! THEY ALWAYS COMPLAIN AND MOAN AND THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT!” and she’s right; we do complain and moan. I have a site filled with my complaints and their consequent moans which she claimed to have enjoyed. She then says “who needs em” like a real rebel, when obviously she does, given that she posted that on a site dedicated to having WHAT exactly? Aw, would that be friends? Yes.
I guess I’ll stop picking the little flaws (Christ there’s so many) that essentially made the fabric that is her argument and get to some meat here; she makes this statement; “It’s quite childish bullshit if you ask me. We are not in grade school anymore” and damnit, she’s so right! We aren’t! She still is though. I mean, after all, having this shit hot crush on a certain someone and telling the only person she knows who also knows this person this fact, then saying “NO OMG NO DON’T TELL HIM” totally isn’t immature. (By the way, said person she told GUESSED it, it was so fucking obvious – yes, said person was me. I am making this article extra long because I’m fucking awesome like that. Aren’t I? Aren’t I? Aren’t I? Aren’t I? Yes I am.)
Now, she also states that I somehow proved her point
(about friends) with what I had originally said to her to piss her off (how
funny, my being pissed off gets people pissed off. What hypocritical ass
bandits), but what she keeps failing to keep into account is her backstabbery!
Don’t you just hate assholes who only tell you half the story? Nadia doesn’t,
she likes her own brand of scum.
See, I was indeed a ball of pent up rage at that point in time, because I had
been backstabbed by someone who was supposed to be my friend, and I had kept
this information inside for a couple of days, pondering if she really could be
so stupid as to actually try to pull that shit off with me. Man, she’s got every
right to write shit like that though (cept for the whole saying it behind my
back thing), for I am a bad enemy to have. Of course, this godlike article is
nothing compared to what I’m actually going to do.
…what? You expect me to release that shit on here? No
way, I know Nadia will obsessively read it, and Dave will too. No one gets to
read my fucking plan, but you are all allowed to watch it happen. Thing is you
won’t know it’s happening, because I am being a shifty bastard. Fuck you. Back
to the rebuttal at hand however.
Question, Nadia, who was it (aside from you) that was talking shit? You know,
it’s funny that only after hearing about how you spoke shit behind my back that
I started to see the effects of this. You also imply that I showed no gratitude
for your heroine-esque task of you defending me from those mean old shit talkers
(Who were they again? A figment of your imagination?). This is bullshit. The
only time I can think of someone talking shit who wasn’t you was the latest
hatemailer, and well I think he was dealt with.
You also state lithely that I need luck finding worthwhile friends, and I guess you’re right, as you didn’t turn out to be one. Thanks for that advice, Nadia. I really needed that. Now that I know, I shall steer clear of nosy assholes such as yourself. I wonder which friend I am in your myspace…
Man, she’s are such a hypocritical slice of bitch pie that I don’t even need to continue ruining everything that she’s said; the bottom line and ultimate response to her little hate speech (did I mention it was said behind my back which is what actually started this whole issue?) is that she is a moron who can’t handle being called out on her own bullshit. I don’t need to respond to everything else, because it’s all as shaky as a pedophile at a wiggles show.
Nadia Rendon are defeated.
Regards,
Maddy Catha
PS I’ve always been an egotistical asshole. You were
probably attracted to that in the first place, all women are. It’s a load of
shit really, for those who are “nice guys”.
Update 18/05/08:
Oh, so whoreface
Nadia wants me to take this shit down? So much so that Chris the Creator and
Dave shall try to pull a fast one on me? Fuck that shit, fuck you all. I am
officially stepping in and advising everyone to post the fuck out of Nadia's
email address! This update started out to be me saying I would take her email
and last name down if she apologized, but given the disloyalty I have seen, I am
leaving it up here.
To all my loyal fans whom have spammed the shit out of Nadia's email, expect a
page praising your work soon! Email me
here and I'll
praise you for your efforts.
Update 18/05/08: I beseech all of you beautiful fans whom have hatemailed Nadia, go to 4chan's
/b/! Spam her email there! Spam it on Sweeteva's cam! Spam it on msn, bad mouth
it on myspace, do everything! Hatemail it and pass it around!
You all have done magnificently, keep up the good work.
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