Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

Hail my return, bitches.  

Celebrate my return, with a list of things I hate.

I have decided that it’s high time I start spamming my site with my updates a lot more. Why should I do this, you ask? Because I am fucking amazing. Eat my shit, I don’t care. In any case, I have to leave you all at some time in the distant future, so I thought I might list some things I hate about everything that you could laugh at.
I hate ripping off jokes. I pisses me off, trendsetters. I hate how some douche bags also bitch when a joke isn’t original. What, you came to my site expecting me to give you a grade shit at all times? Fuck that. The fact of the matter is, most jokes are based of SOMETHING, and it’s so damn rare to find a joke that is actually unique, so how about you lay off the PMS pills for a sec and quit your fucking bitching?
I hate hating shit. You think I like ranting about shit? Well, I do. Shut up.
If there’s one thing I think we’ve already touched my dislike for, it’s children. If parents actually did their jobs, I would seriously have no problems with MOST kids. But as it stands, the governments are sticking their noses and long anuses of the law where they don’t belong, in the parental boundary. See, there are SOME parents who need their asses kicked and their kids deported to third world countries so that they’d be better cared for, but as it turns out the government takes the .05% of those who are treated badly enough to seriously fuck the kid up (I don’t mean the occasional clip across the head – nothing wrong with that) and generalizes this upon every parent out there, banning shit like being smacked on the arse. What the fucking butt rape is that? I’ll bet everyone’s going “OMG CHILD RAPE” at the smack on the arse, but jesus when you’re a kid you don’t think of it that way and when you’re a SANE parent, neither do you. It works. I digress; today’s children are little fucking monsters and you parents are all assholes for making them as such. Fuck what the gov’mint says, how about you actually instill something called “discipline”? The kid doesn’t have fucking a slight personality disorder discovered in the last year, no, he’s got one that was discovered back in Jesus’s day, and that’s “lack of discipline”. Morons.
Another thing I hate is unfinished statem-