Maddy Catha
Owner of the lol niglets.

Shoop da woop, IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR.  

My interview with Gerard Way.
 

Owner of the universe: So what’s it like being an emo?
Gerard Quay: Incredibly unhappy and homosexual.
Owner of the universe: I didn’t ask what it’s like to be a member of MCR, I asked what it was like to be emo.
Gerard Scale: Oh. Double time.
Owner of the universe: Well you make it forty times as bad. What music do you play?
Gerard Fail: Well we pl-
Owner of the universe: Trick question dumbass, you don’t play music, you cut it’s wrists and dye it’s hair black.
Gerard Quail: We d-
Owner of the universe: BUT THE METAL WAS TOO STRONG!
Gerard bail: You’re right, I am a wuss! I admit to everything I’m accused of! It’s true I promote suicide! It’s true I cut myself! It’s true I am a fag! It’s true I ate a raccoon!
Owner of the universe: You forgot the racism.
Garage Bill: I am not a racist!
Owner of the universe: But you just said “coon”
Gunnedah Kill: what I did –
Owner of the universe: RACIST! I CAST THINE EVIL BONES TO EMO HELL, WHICH IS FLUFFY LOVELY AND SEVEN KINDS OF HUGS!”
Gerard’s Gay: Did you just grow thirty feet tall and grew a giant crucifix of jesus out your ass and lo and behold, here is our messiah, Mr Gibbons!
Owner of the universe: Yes, I became “god” as you religious types wish me.
Gerard’s Gay begins to melt. “Nooooooooooo, holiness, my one true enemo”

Hay guise, reed diz.

|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
i just watched
|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
the
|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
funniest thing
|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
ive ever fucking seen
Maddy says:
Was it chris and angie?
Maddy says:
lolol
|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
lol
|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
yes...
|| Steven || - Adios, me fui. says:
but funnier
Maddy says:
lol pindick chris with needle tits angie?

Yeah, that needle tit chris. What’s his name? oh yeah, Chris. What a needlecock. No wait, is he the she that’s meant to be the tits of the needlings? Wait, were does the pin go! Bingo pingo power zap man! Whoah dude, schlababababoobity *beatnick rant about shooby boobies* and there it goes! What the fuck was I saying again? Oh wait, something about hay stacks and did my screen just move? I think it diddle pie a rito, he ate a water filled balloon, but it was a country little ladle, a silver dee dee doo, I think I’ll jump on your mum and hump my way to you and there I go, looking at your mother, coz she’s a great big hoe! Holy shit I was outside a minute afo. Jess sign back in. Oh wait. She singed out, not sung in. Penile matter on a face, I can’t believe it. My face master is a god called makbarnty gumblellina. This whole damn page mages %0 cents, and I totally get that man. I understand that I just can’t get it. Ok? Gtfo my back ho, I don’t gotta super fly on a white tie lie bread owmy leg. Lol. Ha failure @ maddy for failing at failing to spell at with an @ symbol BUT auto correct helped me till I smacked it’s face for insubordinence.
What am I on!? Oh yeah, pot. This shit’s crazy wack jack. Are you all sick of my rhyming? You’re not? Cool, coz I am. It’s scabby and unsuperfluous. Holy shit I’m redefining the English language, one word at a time. Stoned, this article makes sense. Sober, probably not. Br jkassadsd

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The article’s done man. Man, it’s over. I’m already closed in the eyes. Why are my eyes shut? Oh yeah. I swear there’s either a tank nozzle on my ass or a crutch (for limping) in my face. You know, fow wimping? Crimping! Hair pimping. Sumple dots. Dotz oh a hots box.

So many people diss pot, and I want to know why. It’s a good lovely drug, with marvelous effects that alcohol cannot top. At all. Plus, it’s kiddie friendly. No, if anyone’s going to ban pot because it’s unhealthy for one’s respiratory system, then I shall demand that cigarettes be baleted from the record as well. They’re just as bad with less the effect. Plus, if they worked out a way to test alcohol on the road, they can with potness. Diss it all you want you nay sayers, but you’ll be saying MY neys soon. I word my mark on it. Totally titterfic. Kbye (as is standard on a default layout of stoned on a web page.)

 

Deyee deyee deyee nee noo, nee noo.

My noo smush brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like, you want my charizard. I’m like, you wanna trade cards and they’ll trade this, but not their charizard WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE NERD CUNTS! DAMNIT YOU OFFER YOUR CANNABIS AND YOUR CHARIZARD TO US, BUT THEN TAKE IT AWAY!? FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR LITTLE DUNJUNZ AND DRAGUNZ ARTICLE HATING POT FACE CUNT HOLE!
Bug
Wug
Lug
Sug
Pug
Bye.