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What the hell is this?
(04/12/07 By: Maddy)
Sagging your pants is NOT a style.
(12/04/07 By: Dave)
Death Proof wasn't suck proof.
(12/04/07 By: Maddy)
Just because you’re gay doesn't mean you can be an asshole.
(12/04/07 By: Maddy)
Be part of the anti censorship movement.
(12/03/07 By: Maddy)
How to breakup with your girlfriend.
(12/01/07 By: Maddy)
White racists only? Give me a break.
(11/30/07 By: David, Pictures by Maddy and David)
What do cranky old ladies have in common with cows?
(11/26/07 By: Maddy)
Blues clues can take a hike
(11/26/07 By: Dave)
I think I was "The drunk guy"
(11/26/07 By: Maddy)
A 47 letter reason why you should kiss my ass
(11/26/07 By: Maddy)
Karma is for lazy people
(11/22/07 By: Maddy)
If you break into my house, expect a beating
(11/22/07 By: Dave)
I own
(11/21/07 By: Maddy)
The worlds dopiest asshole
(11/21/07 By: Maddy)
Even the babies call you stupid
(11/19/07 By: Dave)
I hate insecure chicks
(11/18/07 By Maddy:)
Porn isn't evil
(11/17/07 By: Maddy)
How to win an argument
(11/12/07 By: Dave)
Sayings that piss me off
(11/11/07 By: Maddy)
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To those who read blank spots on a web page; You noob. I have 10 hidden pages.
Find them if you can.
(12/28/07))
Are we right
or left?
Some sites that don't suck:
Maddox - The original and still the
worst. Go here for some good laughs.
Thilo - Second best page in our universe. Go here if you want to laugh harder.
Ninja Viking. Reeks of the awesome odor of rape pillage and assassination.
Rantlister - Much more funny much less DLMCD.
Email us if you dare.
203 people have lost their house kids and car.
For those who claim
us to be lacking in the inventive incentive, well we just plain like the way
Maddox set out his page.
We weren't under the impression that light fonts against a black background were
a breach of copyright. But it doesn't matter - we own the universe anyway.