Man kids shit me. They wouldn’t be so damn annoying if it weren’t for the fact that half of the time, their parents are a pack of lazy cunts. Seriously, you get these whiny little pricks screaming their spoilt little heads off because their asshole mother won’t by them McDonalds, and yet these little pricks think that they can get away with calling their mother all kinds of names under the sun.
I was traveling on a train from where I live to where my family lives, a two hour trip, and there was a little whiny asshole bitching to her mum about how she wanted her cheeseburger. The mother stated no, so the child persisted in crying. I could have sworn I heard the mother mumble “Shut the fuck up already.” But then I realized it was just me. The mother didn’t do a thing about the little asshole that wouldn’t shut up and I, like everyone else on the train, was getting very pissed off.
After the third foot stamp and proclamation from the kid of “MUMMY YOU SUCK!!!” I had had it.
I stood up and walked to the little girl with my hand in my pocket. I came up to her and smiled and said “Hey there little lady, would you like a warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?”, my face slowly going from smiling to a twisted expression of pure hate. What made me feel better was how everyone on the train was staring at me mouth agape. It was awesome, having people admire me for doing what they all didn’t have the balls to do.
Parents should learn to control their goddamn kids before I start controlling the little bastards for them. I swear to god, if I see another whiny kid, I’m going to grab the little bastard and throw it through the window and yell “NOW YOU GOT A REASON TO CRY, BITCH!”
The only reason why the movie "War of the Worlds" sucked ass was because of that high pitched screech that emanated from Dakota Fanning's mouth. Christ, what a bitch. I wonder how many times Tom Cruise wanted to pop her in the mouth and yell "STOP SCREAMING YA LITTLE BITCH!!!".
Would have been a fair fight too, Tom Cruise is a pussy.
Update 15/01/08: I've been getting alot of feed back from all these assholes who want to point out that I don't have the right to boss someone else's kid around. You're right, I don't have the right to do so. But you know what? It isn't going to stop me. As much as I don't have the right to tell your kid to shut the fuck up, your kid doesn't have the right to piss me off to no ends. Fair trade, your asshole kid stops doing what isn't within it's rights and I'll stop doing what isn't within my range.
You people who bitch to me about what I write, you are all literally a pack of assholes.
162 people applauded in secret when I pwnt that brat.