Someone hates
us.
-----Original Message-----
From: G Joe [mailto:gasm_gizmo@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:08 PM
To: maddy@maddydave.com; Richy@maddydave.com; Rin@maddydave.com; David@maddydave.com
Subject: Oh dear.
Maddy:
I must say, I'm rather disappointed. You have updated your site, but have
yielded no time in e-mailing me, your fan\reason for making this site\person
that may or may not send you hate-mail (your FUEL for your website)\ (fresh out
of slashes). It's rather sad that you would treat your subjects as such.
Dreadful behavior on your part. You can, and probably will, make a rebuttal(s)
that would going something like this:
"I don't care what you think. I am the ruler of the Universe, not you. Your
e-mails mean nothing to me. They are quite frivolous in my opinion. You are
worthless and so are your submissions." - Hypothetical Maddy.
"How dare you impugn my behavior! I am your ruler. I must say though, why go
through all this trouble if you aren't seeking my acceptance? Begone you foul
creature. I hope you die." - Hypothetical Maddy.
"Hah." - Hypothetical Maddy. (This quote would represent defeat. Just so ya
know.=D)
Now, I understand that your hypothetical quotes are put together in a better
manner, the grammar and spelling are correct, and the way in which it was
expressed is quite a bit better than you are capable, but I believe my point was
made. Also note that there was no clever name-calling on your part.
That was an insult. Subtle, yes? =)
As I have faltered from my intended path with this e-mail; I intended to bitch
and complain, but rather this has turned into quite a hateful letter. My
apologies. But as long as we are on the subject...
I would like to say this about your "rant" about Slutface Cumbag...
Now, this was all your fault. Your stupidity is rather amusing I must say, but
you really have no right to bitch at her for only acting as foolishly as you.
You actually expect people to buy into your, "I finally decided that I needed a
root, so I took her back," bullshit? Hah! Your "girlfriends" are more than
likely few and far between. Made COMPLETELY evident by that very line. Anyone
willing to waste their time reading that can clearly see how desperate you truly
are. *wipes tear* Thank you for that laugh.
Ah, alas, I can not be rude and insult you any further on this subject. I'm
clearly capable of insulting you via other pieces of yours and I do not think it
fair to take the chance to do so away from the other good people that choose to
keep up with your site. It would be comparable to overkill if I
continued.Wouldn't you agree?
Are you taking notes? You should if you intend to write me a return hate-letter
that would actually be a challenge.
Not wanting the fun to end here, I will wait for your reply. As it is not very
entertaining to argue with myself. (Notice I said VERY.)
As for my other submissions, I only sent to you. However this one will be sent
to you, David, Richard, and Rin.
I expect a violent rebuttal from YOU Maddy. If you do not, so what, right? If
you say so. Richard will know.... David will know.... Rin will know...I am sure
other people will hear that you were taken down by a nobody. I would make sure
of it. But most of all, you would know. Could you live with that? Suicide, my
child. Do the world a favor.
Alas, I have given you something to work with! As I enjoy competition, I will
point it out. That previous threat was quite arrogant, yes? Perhaps lacking in
honor? I would think so, as I am willing to tell the world (at least those that
know you) of your inability to properly e-mail me a return hate-letter. Maybe
you could work with that?
Furthermore, I demand that this e-mail, in it's entirety, be posted on your
site. If you wish, you may make your rebuttal via MaddyDave.com. It matters not
to me. As long as I get torn down by your awesomeness. =) As stated earlier,
everyone will know about this e-mail. Any refusal to comply will result in me
blabbing.
This is exciting.I think I got wet writing this. Pleasant thought?
Gizmo
PS Didn't see an e-mail for Rin. I just stuck in Rin@maddydave.com. =\
PSS Furthermore.. I JUST now read that David is in fact the "Engineer" of the
site. Ermm... xD
Note, because this person wanted so desperately a
response from Maddy, we decided it would be best if I, David, wrote it.
I think it's highly interesting that throughout
this entire "hate mail" of yours, you were always putting yourself down one way
or another. Now, you say that you want a reply that is "challenging" when you
can't even come up with a "hate mail" to be challenged with!
Honestly man! If you think that we're going to feel "burned" or "taken down" by
someone with such a negative attitude about themselves, you might want to think
twice. Or better yet, get rid of this obsession you have to our website.
You pay such CLOSE attention to detail and pick out the tiniest of flaws, then
try to turn them into great mountains of failure (which, I might add, try is the
keyword). Big whoop, Maddy worded the article about Slutface Cumbag that way in
order to make her look worse than she already did. And so what if he doesn't
reply to your "hate mail" messages? Are you really that aimed on getting a
reply, that you COMPLAIN because he doesn't reply? That's just plain pathetic.
Since when is it required that a website owner replies to people's who complain
about the content of said website? Toughen up, child.
And since you pay such attention to the details in our site, wouldn't you think
that the chances of receiving a proper email from Maddy about your failed
attempts to convince him that he is stupid for putting himself in the situation
with Slutface Cumbag are near impossible?
"Wah, wah, incessant bitching and complaining where my opinion isn't wanted,
bitch, cry, MADDY WON'T REPLY TO ME, I'm a loser and a nobody, maybe typing big
words will get his attention, disturbing wetness from writing might get his
attention as well." - Arrogant "Nobody".
That may or may not be the exact thoughts in your head upon emailing us,
although I do believe that was the generalized idea. That's all your "Hate mail"
was when you summarize it.
I could do everyone a favor and summarize it even more!
Epic fail.
You say you sent this to all of us, yet it actually only went through to Maddy.
Not to be outdone though, he sent it to me and everyone else working for
Maddydave. Then I had the brilliant idea that, while we're letting people know
about your stupidity, why not go the whole world and post it on the site? Does
that count enough of a reply for you?
Love, David.
PS, if anybody needs to do the world a favor by committing suicide, Mr. Nobody,
it's you. Throwing down your pessimistic attitude isn't getting you anywhere but
down. Not only would you be doing the world a favor, but you would be doing
yourself one as well. A step in the right direction, you could say!
PPS, I have no intentions of "arguing" with you more than I already have, as the
definition of "arguing" has greatly changed throughout this reply. In fact, I
have no intentions of speaking to you anymore. Option J. I'm sure you know what
that means, given that you've studied the website so much.
PPPS, Adding these post scripts was very cute of you. So cute, in fact, that I
just had to do the same. Maybe you'll enjoy them as much as we did, yes?
PPPPS it's with
extra p's not s's
From:
emo_gurl93@hotmail.com
To: maddy@maddydave.com
Subject: teen poets
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 14:36:59 +1100]
dun like tht artcl (My
article on teen poetry)
One:Ur makin fun of emo ppl
Two: I am a teenager nd I write poetry
Three:That was not what tht poem was about thats jus waht u think about ass tits
nd ur dick being sucked like everyother guy out there
Jus know I write poetry nd I am emo So that puts me in a sad positon to know
what u really think I dun like bein judged so yeah I ain judgeing you did I ask
u to judge me? Keep ur lil emo poetry hatin articles up if yuh want I dun care.
Well well well, I’ve already got
some hatemail about my teen poets article.
Sad thing is, I just can’t take teenagers seriously, this person being no
excuse. However, I guess I’ll have to respond for lack of better things to do.
One, you say that I’m making fun of emo people. Wrong, I was picking on teenage
poets as there is no such thing as a teenage poet who can write shit. And even
if I was picking on emos, who cares? Wat r u gonna do bout it? Moron.
Two, you say you’re a teenager and you write poetry. Big fucking deal. You
belong as one of those people in the article and one day you’re going to look
back at a lot of your poems and cringe. Know why? It’s called MATURITY you
fucker. 6 months, hell a year is nothing. Leave the achy breaky heart poetry
bullshit to the balding 45 year old single men who were married for 20 years
before getting a divorce and now has to live in some apartment after 15 years of
living in a house with the kids he’ll never get to see again. Holy shit I
already feel a tear coming on and the fucking poem isn’t even composed yet.
Three, how the hell do you know what that poem was about? Don’t be such a
presumptuous cock, you don’t know what the author meant when it was composed.
Fuck you, you don’t know anything. My interpretation of that poem was just as
valid as yours, so don’t be such an arrogant asshole.
Four, learn how to spell in a way that makes you sound like less of a caveman.
Seven, I’m not judging just you, I’m judging every teenager out there who writes
poetry (myself included – I just can admit mine is shitty.) so don’t get so
fucking update. You say “did I ask you to judge me?”. Does anyone ask to be
judged like that? No. Shut up and take it, because in writing your hatemail
you’re judging me aren’t you? The stick goes both ways pencil cock.
Finally, you tell me to keep my “emo poetry hating articles up”, not realizing
that it’s a TEEN poetry hating article and also labeling every teen as an emo.
Thanks for pressing a stereotype to which I don’t belong on my face.
Also, you added “I don’t care” at the end of that statement, as though you
caring if I did or didn’t keep them up would change a damn thing.
(Note for the slow: Amie started
this abuse via MSN and I, not wanting to argue over a chat client, emailed
her with a response. Her original argument was something about my site being
complete shit and she gave no reasoning behind this claim.)
From: XXXXXXX@hotmail.com
To: dream_angel64@hotmail.com
Subject: Website
Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 12:54:44 +1100
Dear Amie
No one asked you to visit the website. If you have problems with any of the
articles, please keep them to yourself, or if you really feel you need to
have your critique on something no one asked your opinion on, please feel
free to email maddydave@hotmail.com
Regards,
Maddy
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From: dream_angel64@hotmail.com
To: XXXXXXX@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Website
Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 13:34:04 +1100
Well just so you know i do have a problem with your bullshit incoherent
rambling that you refer to as your website, i could make it a whole lot
worse for you so you better be careful. Just when I thought it wasn't
possible to be even more disappointed in you...
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From: XXXXXXX@hotmail.com
To: dream_angel64@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Website
Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 15:20:13 +1100
Dear Amie
Once more, I would like to point you in the direction of maddydave@hotmail.com
, for your opinions (Whilst not asked for) will only be regarded when they
are aimed at that mailbox.
And also, if you have a problem with my website, feel free to boycott it.
Other than that, I doubt the validity of the statement "i could make it a
whole lot worse for you".
Regards,
Maddy
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Ignorrant Whinger
From: Amie XXXXXXX (dream_angel64@hotmail.com)
Sent: Friday, 7 December 2007 11:43:03 PM
To: Maddy (XXXXXXX@hotmail.com)
MADDY,
See even in you last reply, you display your most greatest weakness: your
ability to doubt. This would explain your inability to step out outside of
the box (or should I say website ...or even MSN chat window?) of your
'depraved' existence.
Shall I highlight it for you?
"Other than that, I doubt the validity the statement "i could make it a
whole lot worse for you"."
It's not really the mere "validity" of my statement that you doubt, it's
more on your own self worth. You seriously don't think you can be any better
than you are right now otherwise you would have completed Cert 3 the first
time, and to put it quite frankly, either you don't really want to put in
the effort or you are afraid of actually doing something. There you go take
your pick. Here's something else to think about:
Fear can not touch me...
It can only taunt me,
It can not take me...
Just tell me where to go,
I can either follow,
or stay in my bed
I can hold on to the things that I know...
The dead stay dead...
They can not walk,
The shadows are darkness...
and darkness can't talk.
Christopher Rice - Destiny of Souls.
You can not own the universe as it does not belong to you. You more like
belong to it and it's unfortunate that you see it as an object instead of a
living breathing organism. You also forget that you are subject to it's
power and that you have no control over it what so ever. This merely further
illustrates your ignorance to the bigger picture, which believe it or not
..yes I know it may come as a devastating shock when I say this but... it
actually extends far beyond the boundaries of your beloved computer monitor!
Wait, you may have to take a moment for this vital piece of information to
settle in before I continue 1..2..3! Compared with it, you, your friend Dave
who ever he is (he must be a total wanker as well, please do tell him I said
that!) your ridiculous website along with your 'articles' and 'personal
issues', are enormously insignificant. Lastly, when are you going to wake up
to yourself, stop being a complete arse-wipe, and get a real life?
...Seriously!
PS. Your damn fortune (Spelling error, I think
you mean “Fortunate”) that I'm not saying this
to your face, but it DOES NOT mean that I won't.
Finally, someone has the balls to send me some hate mail. To be honest
though, I was hoping for more of a challenge.
Ding ding, there goes the starter bell.
First things first my friend, you want to make things worse for us, then
please feel free to do so. I fear your wrath as much as I fear the wrath of
the religions I don’t believe in.
You state that I have no life, and yet you continue to respond to my
responses. See, whilst my life makes me happy by me doing things like
writing responses to your emails, and also making pages dedicated to making
you look like a fool for what you say, your life makes you happy through
whatever it is you do (Sticking your nose where it wasn’t invited perhaps?)
and I don’t bitch to you about it. My site isn’t hurting anyone, and if it
has hurt you then not only are you a weenie, but clearly have large amounts
of energy to expend on aimless things (IE harassing me) so why not use it on
something else that has a larger effect on the world? Why not, instead of
taking down the owners of the universe, you take down someone who is
committing a mortal sin?
And while I’m on that topic, how about you just accept that David and I are
the masters of the universe? Seriously, we own it. You can’t stop us. The
universe is, like everyone else, a “thing”. Regardless if something lives,
pulses, breathes (God your university student enlightened terms piss me off)
it still can be regarded as a thing. A thing which David and I own. I repeat
this not to annoy the readers that are reading this document, but to piss
you off because ultimately these are our opinions and if you get miffed at
them, I couldn’t really care.
And speaking of fresh university enlightened bullshit, what the fuck was
with the goddamn poem? What are you, a fucking hippy? Did you honestly think
that some bullshit composed by someone who probably had less of a life than
I do, a poem composed about how fear doesn’t affect said douche is going to
change me?
Christ almighty maaaaan, lay off the grass duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
“it actually extends far beyond the boundaries of your beloved computer
monitor!”
I’ll have you know, it’s not the monitor I love, it’s the computer. You see,
I would be a lot more cut up if I lost the computer, it having stored all my
data (including my creative writing) and I would be cut up if that was lost.
You should be able to appreciate that somewhat, you’re into poetry and other
airy fairy bullshit.
"you display your most greatest weakness: your ability to doubt.
It's not really the mere "validity" of my statement that you doubt, it's
more on your own self worth."
You say that you find my ability to doubt is a weakness? Does this mean that
you embrace naiveté and gullibility?
I don’t question my self worth. What does that have to do with your argument
of my gift to doubt? Stay on topic sunshine, you make this too easy!
Given that I have a course to attend to, people to liaise with and a general
life to lead, I don’t really see where the argument “This would explain your
inability to step out outside of the box (or should I say website ...or even
MSN chat window?)” can effectively be used. You assume that because I am
online and because I have a website (As this is all you see me do because
all you do is see my mark on the internet) that this is all I do, and yet
for one second did you actually consider that there are many hours during
the day where one cannot communicate to me through the internet? Better
argument, look at the time delays between the emails. Does that seem like
someone who is constantly behind a screen? You can’t prove that I was behind
it during each lengthy delay between replies. But I don’t have to justify
myself to you, you’re just a fool who is having their ass handed to them on
a proverbial platter of words.
Speaking of, I wonder if you know the proper meaning of depraved? Because I
have to tell you m’dear that depraved means evil wicked (and so on) and well
I might be an asshole with the universe in my possession but I’m not evil.
Christ, evil is people who kill other people. I don’t see any dead bodies on
this site. Do you? No. Shut up.
And the last part of your article, well I have other things to attend to so
I’ll sum it up for everyone.
You’re basically saying that I’m an arse wipe (who needs a REAL life,
indicating that some how my life is imaginary though living it each day
makes it feel real) who needs to stop calling himself (along with his best
friend) the owner of the universe.
I’m glad to see that you didn’t disagree with the idea of us being best
things in existence. It seems that, mildly annoying though you are, you do
see reason.
Being an owner of the universe and agreed best thing in existence along with
David, I have thus far informed everyone who reads this that you called him
a wanker, and what do you know I think that there are a whole lot more fans
than haters.
Oh god, I’d love to continue this but I think that I might be running out of
ass to hand over here. You’ve been defeated.
All hatemail will be presented as per David Richy or Maddy choose to present
it. If there are certain elements cut out, chances are we will point them
out. Hatemail is NOT edited to make an argument of a hatemailer easier to
defeat. All valid points and presentation of said points will be left
intact. People who do not wish to have their email presented, email us
hereusing
the provided subject line. If an email address removal request does not
contain the subject line provided in that link, the request is denied by
default. Those of you who use a web browser based email system (IE Hotmail,
Yahoo, etc) you will have to be smart and figure out what that subject line
is.
Who am I kidding.
You'll have to be stupid not to.
And of course, to all those who
do send hatemail, please realize that you're making our days brighter
because if we've pissed you off that much, our jobs have clearly been done.
623 people have hated David Richy and Maddy and have been defeated.
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