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    How many people out there are sick and tired of people being super nice to the gays? Seriously, all I’ve heard from them is that they want equal rights as their straight counterparts, and yet we have people who are intent on making sure that people treat them nicer than straight people. It shits me. Personally, if one of the really flirty type of gays comes up to me and starts hitting on me, I’ll start hitting him. Seriously, it’s fucking annoying and I don’t give a rats ass about who thinks I shouldn’t hit a gay guy. If he wants to act like a bitchy chick then I got no problem with that. It just means that it isn’t as morally wrong as me beating the shit out of a chick for being a bitchy turd. Seriously, to me an openly gay guy who acts like a woman is asking to be beaten shitless. A guy can only take so many winks and lip lickings before he wants to kick the ass of the douche bag who doesn’t get that it isn’t fucking happening. I’m pissed off about this matter, because instantly when I hit a gay guy I’m a gay basher and I must be homophobic.
    WRONG, I don’t really care about the sexual preference of a guy. In fact, if they’re gay that’s better for me coz there’s less competition in getting women. It’s when they start to act extremely feminine (and do so only because of their sexual preference) that I get pissed off, because if this was allowed, I’d walk around naked with my erect cock thrusting at each girl I think is boinkable. Not to mention, they do the whole flirty thing with men as though a woman would. Now, considering that most straight men (oh fuck it, ALL straight men) don’t like it when a really unattractive woman does it to them, why the hell would a straight guy like it or be more tolerant when it’s another guy doing it? I don’t know about the rest of you straight people, but personally I find a really ugly chick more attractive and more shaggable than a dude.
    Here’s a quiz for a straight guy. What’s more fuckable to you?

    A: B:

    The answer, if you’re straight, is A. Despite the fact that the chick would be fucking hard to get it up for, even with Viagra, a straight guy would rather root the chick. To all the gay guys reading this, I hope that you’ve learned that no matter how hot you think you look, unless you got a natural vadge we can slam, you better just back the fuck away before I pop you again.

     
    234 Ugly chicks have been scrogged over gay guys.
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