Custom cursors = generic fuckwit.
So I'm casually browsing the internet (99% of people search only for porn on
the internet. If you're one of the 1% that don't, copy and paste this into your
email) when a pop up has the audacity to ask me if I am 'sick of my
cursor'.......
Let's all think about this for a moment:
Have you ever been sitting on your computer, thinking “Oh golly, this cursor
sure is dull, and pointy and white”?
If you have, get your ass to my doorstep now so I can kick you till you bleed
from every orifice. Geeze. What the fuck is wrong with you people who download
those things? I dunno about the rest of the world, but I have never felt the
pressing urge to make my cursor look like a stack of pancakes. And don't feed me
this 'But it came with this theme I got free with such and such' bullshit,
because you can just as easily remove the cursor, by keeping it there, you are
hereby confirming that you like it.
Another excuse that won't work: 'Someone sent it to me/put it on my computer,
and I thought it was cute...'
Wow, look, this is me caring..... you see this, right here, this is me caring so
little, I think I just inverted the care-o-meter. You still have a custom
cursor. It's still there, blinking, or moving, or sparkling, or dragging some
sort of rainbow tail behind it. It slows down the whole computer and is
ultimately just another piece of shit that has no place in our society. It does
not give you status, and it does not get you laid. It holds NO purpose.
Maybe someday I'll download a whole fucking set, one for each day of the week,
invite you morons over for tea and show them off to you like a little kid who
constantly changes their desktop because they think it makes them elite. It is
then you will make one of 2 revelations: “Wow, this is fucking lame” - congrats,
you are 1 step closer to being a member of civilization.
“Cool! I should ask where she got those” - You stupid fuck. Get back into your
mothers womb and NEVER come out. If you have the time to be bored by your
CURSOR, then you are obviously not a productive member of the population. So
just die already.
email Rin about how cursors make your PC faster/better/more important.