I guess this is where we have to give credits.
Maddy Catha
and Dave Ward: Founders of the website. These are
the people that own the universe. Anything that you see in the universe that
someone claims to own, we're just renting to them.
Maddy is the main composer of articles, and Dave is the site's maintenance
engineer and also a composer of articles. Maddy and Dave both rant ramble and
parody in their articles.
Some information that you probably don't need nor want to hear:
Maddy is Australian.
Dave is American.
Maddy has been writing rants for about 3 years and reading Maddox articles for
half a year.
Maddy is a creative and professional writer, having done articles and news
reports for various people who have requested them.
Dave is as well spoken and well written as Maddy but less angry.
Dave's articles are like swift stabs to the throat, quiet but powerful.
Maddy's articles are like blunt object beatings; loud and nasty.
Both Maddy and Dave are correct all the time and embrace being hypocritical, but
hate others who are hypocritical for the sake of being hypocritical themselves.
Steve Lopez
is the site's official engineer for complicated coding, IE the SQL
database counters on each page.
Steve made the website "www.fixmyim.com"
using our web server.
Steve has a multitude of experience in all fields of IT technology. If there was
ever a guru that a guru would look to, it would be Steve.
Steve also made many recommendations to fix this website in it's first week.
Richy Atkinson is the newest writer for this website. There's pretty much only one way to sum up his writing. It's like hitting your grandfather over the head with a shovel for inheritence money... then blaming your cat.
Maddox and
Thilo.
Awesome people cept for Maddox who is more a dicksaw than anyone else. Why the
hell are credits there? Oh yeah, coz these guys inspired this site. "Inspired",
how lame. Whatever, Thilo's funnier.