Old ladies look like a cows rectum.
What is one thing that cranky sandy vadge bitches have in common with a cows rectum? Aside from the color, smell and all over look of a cows rectum, these women generally have a high chance of, when opened, releasing bullshit
It pisses me
off how there are cranky assholes out there who feel the need to stop
someone from doing something they like (IE My Website) because it offends
them. I received a phone call from the mother of a friend of mine (Who I
have to say needs to grow the fuck up and move out while he can) about how
bad my website is and how it’s such an evil slight against god. That last
statement really pissed me off, and I referred to myself as Jesus Christ for
the remainder of that phone call.
What pisses me off the most is how I never asked this cranky fuck to go on
my website, or for that matter her son. The stupid bitch saw it as she was
“passing by” and read my article about fat pride. She said that people
should be proud of themselves no matter what.
I replied “Jesus doesn’t think so. Being Jesus I would state that if you’re
just a practical joke away from a heart attack at the age of 20, you
shouldn’t be proud of it. Last I checked, death wasn’t something to be proud
of, therefore being close to it by your own lack of self control is also
something that one shouldn’t be proud of.”
All that was
left was a cranky PMS-y silence. She knew I had a point, but still refused
to give in.
I asked how many articles she had read (Once again referring myself as
Jesus) and she said that she had read them all to see how much of an asshole
I was. And she had also blocked my website using some nanny program and now
her son couldn’t access it.
I laughed at the stupid bitch and said “Listen lady, I didn’t ask you to
click onto my website and if my articles are really so bad, then you’re just
as bad as your son is for reading them all.”
Once more that bitchy silence followed.
QED old lady.
I hung up and what do you know, five days since making the whole fucking
website, we’ve had 105 visits. I think that’s a pretty clear indication that
she was a cranky old bitch with sand in her vagina.
Next old lady to come to me with some problem about this website will get a
uppercut to the wrinkly chin.
Maddy hates old ladies.
134 old ladies have shut the fuck up.