Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

Rin's war on fan boys.  

This may be surprising coming from a ranter, but I do enjoy the program “The Chasers War on Everything” (if you don't know what it is, I really don't care, Google it, or risk not knowing what I'm on about). Although there is one aspect of the show I can't stand:
FUCKING FAN BOIS.
Lemme set u an analogy:
The Chasers are the hot blond chick at school.
The fucking fan bois are the 13 year old boys that go stiff for the hot chick.
The hot chick says that she doesn't like grey button up shirts with large floral prints.
The boys will blindly seek and destroy every one of these shirts.
People like this give me cancer. Yes, The Chasers are funny, yes they make good points, but don't take them that fucking seriously! I was briefly referring to something I'd heard on 60 minutes, right, and as soon as I mentioned it was from 60 minutes, the guy I was talking to started giggling and continued to disregard everything I had just said. And why? Because The Chasers poked fun at one fucking thing that was said on 60 minutes. Seriously, get enough brains to realize that it's THE CHASERS JOB, OCCUPATION, FORM OF PAYMENT to pull out the littlest things and make them hilariously huge. So 60 minutes fuck up a couple of times, A Current Affair fuck up more, and I won't deny how butt funny/stupid it is when they do, but that doesn't mean everything said on these shows is a lie.
Reporter: Mass starvation in AIDS infested Africa......
Mindless Toad: Eh, this is 60 minutes, must be a load of shit.
When you start taking your distaste for these affairs programs further than The Chasers themselves, then you're a mindless cock-knocker who can't see outside the box you live in
ie: your mum's basement.
Start going out and researching these stories yourself, THEN maybe I'll be able to take arrogance, cause you might actually know something, but as long as you continue with the “The Chasers said.....” argument: Fuck you, you zombie of pop culture with no sense of individuality that doesn't have the drive to detach their ass from the soiled chair you live in.