Maddy Dave
Owners of the universe

What are you lookin' at?

When I was a wee lass, I must say I had an unhealthy fetish for Barbie. If it wasn't Barbie, it wasn't worth cat shit to me. This may not be surprising, you know, little girls tend to go wet for Barbie, but if you happen to be some psycho-analysis cock head, then it may surprise you that I am not some anorexic that would literally die for Barbie's figure! You may or may not have noticed that these 'professionals' say that dolls like Barbie or Action Man promote unhealthy or unattainable figures that cause eating disorders and shit like that. Somebody hand me a phone so I can call the cock-head control authorities on you presumptuous fanny wankers who think todays youth are all as impressionable and stupid as you. When I was a kid, Barbie was a doll. A fucking doll, that's all. The only kids who praise their toys like lord and see them as positive roll models obviously should be dead anyway because you are failing as a parent!
'A Current Affair' is always blowing things out of whack and sticking labels on the youth of today, so it didn't surprise me when I saw a report on MissBimbo, a virtual online fashion/parody game that is partly about the dress ups and partly about the mockery of Paris Hilton lifestyles. I got my giggle from it. But of course this is how it is, therefore that is NOT what ACA reported on, no, they described it as some horrid game that linked promiscuity with success and said plastic surgery = omg lyk awesome. Well fuck ACA, just because you wrinkly old bats lived 'Puberty Blues' style doesn't mean we also sleep around to get in with the cool crowd. Face it, even though the music sucks, the fashions are shitty and our manners are shot, we are more sensible and less impressionable than you were back in the days when your vag didn't resemble the grand canyon. Just because you're insecure, doesn't mean the rest of the world is. If the 6, 13, and 17 year old me doesn't give a shit if Barbie has a better figure, then why do you? Get over yourself.

News Report here.

Miss Bimbo here.