Porn isn't evil you twats
Why should porn be looked upon in a bad light? I'm sick of hearing pious
assholes preaching about how evil porn is and how they don't believe in it.
When is porno evil? If you have paid actors performing sexual acts in a
filmed environment and they're not being forced, then it isn't evil (This I
believe would also make normal actors as bad as porn stars). Unless of
course doing a service and getting paid for it is evil. I guess that means
every time I get paid for doing a job, I'm being evil but I take solace in
the fact that about 80% of those who claim that pornography is evil and must
be eradicated (And that they don't believe in it) are just as evil as I am
(barring the fact that I watch porn openly and they don't).
I say 80% of these people are evil (And that is one hell of a generous
statement) because I'm guessing they all work and waste their spare time
bitching about a chick faking an orgasm and still having a better time then
they do when fornicating (Which is rare among these people). The rest are
either fanatical followers of some extremist mainstream religion offshoot,
or cranky old house wives with kids they are trying to protect from the
horrors of fornication (Even though this undoubtedly is how these kids came
into existence).
On that subject, I briefly would like to state to those cranky old assholes that if they weren't so busy removing sand from their vaginas and bitching about pornography "ruining today's society" they could actually do something beneficial for the "preservation of their kids innocence" and discipline the little pricks when they are caught watching a good skin flick. Back to the subject at hand, What is it that makes pornography evil? Is it the depiction of sex? The poorly written lines? I'll admit, the lines are shitty and so are the fake orgasms, but that's where volume control comes into play.
When porn is a poorly
recorded film of something in which one of the parties does not agree with
what is happening, that's evil but not a porno. It's called "evidence in a
court case".
You stupid idiots (That's right, stupid idiots, you're all idiots who are
all more stupid than actual idiots).
I heard this one stupid bitch say that porn leads to rape. Normally I try not to point out someone being a fuckwit, but in this case I had to speak up so as to shut the bullshit alarm going off in my head.
I pointed out that pornography makes masturbation much easier and more pleasurable thereby releasing the tension often associated with the forceful ravaging of one's privates. She decided to point out that only someone with a tiny brain would need porn because we all have imaginaaaaaaaaaaaaation.
Resisting the urge to instill a violent death upon this idiot, I pointed out that most people who rape have a lack of imagination to begin with (Spawning from an intelligence as low as hers more often than not) and would require a little assistance.
Having nothing left to say, she stood there and sputtered for a few moments, then stated that porn was evil and that was that.
I would have said something, but realized that this may catch me in a loop and what with her being an idiot, it would be hard to escape. Instead I went home and had the best session of self love ever had and left the porn running after I was done, just to spite her.
People piss me off. The most common argument that I hear is that pornography is "dirty". This argument is often left with me sputtering but not for a lack of response but for an enormous strain on my self control to leave the person standing.
Not only is that untrue (Unless the film actually has dirt in it) but it's also a very poor use of the word dirty. They make it worse to insult someone with just by virtue of the fact that they use it out of context with such an extreme force. Why is it (as they say) dirty? Because you can see their privates? Because you can see the act of intercourse? Whilst some may not want to view that, it doesn't make that person "dirty". If the naked factor alone means that they are "dirty" it means that all children are born dirty. Congratulations dick hole, if you have children you just called them dirty. And yourself too I might add. Plus everyone in your family.
God, I could write more but I'm afraid I'd end up murdering everyone who has said anything that pisses me off.
107 porn stars agree with me.