What do gyms and parents have in common with my asshole? They both look act and smell the same.
I read an article a few days ago in a newspaper which stated that “Parents are beginning to take their children to gyms in the fight against obesity, some as young as 4 months old."
Immediately, my bullshit sensor went ballistic. Even a complete moron could see the absolute stupidity of doing this to a 4 month old baby.
Christ almighty, I know what’s happened! McDonalds has infiltrated our minds, and now all the 4 month old babies out there can over power their parents and force them to buy McDonalds!
What the fuck ever happened to discipline? It doesn’t mean you just stop your kids from misbehavior, it also means that you don’t cause them to be fucked up little Michelin kids who waddle away from bullies at school and when they get home, eat a nice big sundae because sundae (Especially McDonalds sundaes) are pro kid!
Is it just me, or do you all smell a big money making scam? It’s a load of shit, like a baby will know what to do with a dumbbell. What are you going to give it, a set of 50 g weights? Are you going to teach the little porker to do sit ups?
There should be laws against parents who blame everything (Especially excess weight) on the kids. The laws should state something along the lines that if they fail the test in which they have to decide between self control on their part as to the over indulgence of their kids or using the gym to justify to themselves this over indulgence by choosing the gym over self control, then they should be chemically neutered.
People piss me off severely, especially stupid parents. As obnoxious loud and smelly as children are (and though they should all be eliminated) it is still a responsibility of the parents that they have to fucking uphold, not shirk or take the lazy way out.
Next thing we hear about will be a 2 month old baby having liposuction.
This is all building to the legalization of pedophilia. Seriously, look at the evidence! At the age of 4 months, most kids are overweight. It’s a natural evolutionary mechanism for babies to have an extra layer of fat. It’s to prevent a death from low temperature.
The way this is leading to pedophilia is that ultimately, the parents are just doing this so that they can make their babies look better, and eventually everyone is going to accept this and before you know it, we’ll have 12 year olds marrying 32 year olds.
Anyone who decides to have their child under 12 go to a gym is going to have to answer to my foot which will be traveling at speeds greater than 5000 kph heading to their face.