Maddy Dave
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Fucking ACA.  

I cannot believe what I just saw. A news report on the shitbag news show (that’s right show, it’s a fucking sitcom or E! at best.) A Current Affair has labeled chef Gordon Ramsey as a bad chef because of the language he uses. The television show he has, Ramsey’s Kitchen, has been labeled as poor viewing because some dumb bitch who writes food articles (Oh wow, that’s some hardcore shit man) was offended by the language used by Gordon.
Well excuse me if the kitchen’s language isn’t as perfect as the food we release, but step for one goddamn second in the shoes of a chef and see what it’s like. People demand their damn food within minutes of having ordered it, even in a non fast food restaurant, and it is hard to keep up the pace, so sorry Ms Food Critic if the stress fucking gets to us at times. Jesus, this stupid bitch wants the kitchen to be pristine but FUCK it’s stressful enough being there. Why make it so much more harder to deal with by having us censor ourselves? The fucking customers don’t even have the permission to enter a goddamn kitchen.
Now, as for the whole factor that Gordon Ramsey swore on TV, well JESUS CHRIST people, if we have shows like “Prison Break” showing shit that makes adults cringe (The guys toe getting cut off) why is it so bad for a bit of blanked out swearing so bad? Christ, this whole damn situation pisses me off so much that I’m going to have to work my way up the catering ladder, just so I can piss in the soups of the next ACA get together.
Now, this whole event was ACA’s headlining report, so that leaves the question of “Don’t you have anything better to report about?” Christ, I could give a week’s worth of reports about far more interesting (Christ, controversial even) stories than some chef that swears on TV like a normal fucking chef.
Jesus, what about my grandparents being fucked around by the government? How does this make sense; after 40 years of tax paying and working for Australia (my grandparents moved here from Austria in the late 60s), my grandfather is refused his pension. Why? Because my grandmother is earning more than 12,000 dollars a year. That sounds more interesting about how parents are shocked at how they now have to take control and stop their kids from watching TV because there’s blanked out swearing.
Goddamn parents these days are so fucking lazy that they would blame the weather for their kids being wet if they stood outside in the rain. After all, it can’t be the kids fault NO the weather has to avoid hitting the child. Whilst I’m on that point, how fucked are those pens that draw on walls? Jesus, the kids who use them are just victims!