Featuring: Richy and Rin.
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steals contacts. Help her out and add her (then help me out by abusing her)
Featuring: Richy and Rin.
amyisdabest_01@hotmail.com
steals contacts. Help her out and add her (then help me out by abusing her)
Welcome to the best thing in existence!
How awesome are we? That's right, the correct answer is: More so than you are.
Enjoy one of these written pieces of liquid godlikeness. If offended, read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page.
Think we're wrong? Fuck you.
I hate ads.
(30/10/08 By: Maddy)
Maddy fucks Chernobyl and a three armed one breasted midget.
(30/10/08 By: Maddy)
Richy's love letter to Jessica Alba.
(30/10/08 By: Richy)
Rin rates Thailand.
(30/10/08 By: Rin)
Applying for MaddyDave? Read this first.
(14/08/08 By: Maddy)
A guide to caring for your fatty.
(24/06/08 By: Richy)
You have won a waste of time.
(24/06/08 By: Rin)
Rin's war on fan boys.
(24/06/08 By: Rin)
Maddy's list of people who can get fucked.
(24/06/08 By: Maddy)
ACA strikes again.
(24/06/08 By: Rin)
Are you a vegetarian? Fuck you.
(24/06/08 By: Maddy)
Click here to see a moron babbling on with himself (More IHM).
(11/06/08 By: Maddy (Well really, it was by the douchebag by himself, wasn't it?))
Maddy VS Nadia - conclusion.
(20/05/08 By: Maddy)
So by racist you mean normal?
(20/05/08 By: Rin)
I have taken on apparent innovation and kicked serious ass.
(18/05/08 By: Maddy)
Maddy vs Nadia.
(15/05/08 By: Maddy)
Ninja Viking? banned? Not on my watch.
(15/05/08 By: Maddy)
Maddy's back.
(11/05/08 By: Maddy)
Maddy's break.
(04/05/08 By: Owners of the universe)
Maddy's epic battle with Moskau.
(28/04/08 By: Maddy)
A page for the better fans of Maddy Dave.
(25/04/08 By: The owners of the universe)
Failed an application to maddydave? Why not hatemail us instead?
(24/04/08 By: David)
Consumerism.
(23/04/08 By: Richy)
I’m not trendy enough to hate Maddox.
(23/04/08 By: Maddy)
No Junk Mail.
(23/04/08 By: Rin)
Education is about beating others down.
(23/04/08 By: Rin)
Chris guest stars on Maddydave!
(13/04/08 By: Chris)
I'm back.
(09/04/08 By: David)
Banned from rantlister? Here's my rebuttal.
(03/04/08 By: Maddy)
Quit your bitching.
(01/04/08 By: Rin)
The news, Chefs and Parenting.
(01/04/08 By: Maddy)
Life.
(01/04/08 By: Richy)
Loitering; a danger to the people.
(08/03/08 By: Rin)
A guide for emos to follow.
(08/03/08 By: Richy)
Cake 2010.
(08/03/08 By: Richy)
Ninja Viking guest stars on Maddydave!
(08/03/08 By: Ninja Viking)
The damage that those pesky emos are doing.
(08/03/08 By: Maddy)
Why my work is fun.
(08/03/08 By: Maddy)
which show is better? Family Guy or South Park?
(08/03/08 By: Maddy)
My interview with Gerad Way.
(08/03/08 By: Maddy)
Rape.
(27/02/08 By: Richy)
Who are you again? Oh yeah, that chick who doesn't mind her own business.
(27/02/08 By: Maddy)
I hate those MCR douche bags.
(23/02/08 By: Maddy)
Anyone like those custom cursors? Me neither.
(23/02/08 By: Rin)
High school kids are not human.
(23/02/08 By: Maddy)
How to breakup with your girlfriend part 2.
(18/02/08 By: Maddy and Richy)
Fat people in tight clothing are sick and wrong.
(16/02/08 By: Rin)
We're off to war.
(Updated: 14/02/08 By: Maddy)
Valentines hate articles part 3
(14/02/08 By: Nathan (guest writer))
Valentines hate articles part 2
(14/02/08 By: Maddy)
Valentines hate articles part 1
(14/02/08 By: Richy)
Who bitches about a logo?!
(10/02/08 By: Maddy)
sum1 dun lyk my teen poem paiij (new hatemail).
(02/02/08 By: Maddy)
Caravans are shouldn't be allowed on the road.
(02/02/08 By: Richy)
I hate teen poetry.
(29/01/08 By: Maddy)
I'm not funny. You're all funnier than me.
(27/01/08 By: Maddy)
Stupid mindless fuckwits
(15/01/08 By: Richy (New writer))
If you don't learn how to control your kids, I'll do it for you.
(Updated 15/01/08 By: Maddy)
I hate Vodka.
(Uploaded 12/01/08, Created 02/01/08 By: Maddy)
Hax is an awesome saying.
(01/12/08 By: Maddy)
An article for a musician.
(10/01/08 By: Maddy)
Why is my generation expected to be stupid?
(03/01/08 By: Maddy)
How to be broken up with.
(03/01/08 By: Maddy)
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Please enjoy your stay (or else), and read some of our fine articles.
To those who read blank spots on a web page; You noob. I have 10 hidden pages. Find them if you can.
(12/28/07)
Are we right or left?
Some sites that don't suck:
Maddox - The original and still the worst. Go here for some good laughs.
Thilo - Second best page in our universe. Go here if you want to laugh harder.
Ninja Viking. Reeks of the awesome odor of rape pillage and assassination.
Chris the Creator - One of the very few teenagers who's say isn't shitty.
Rantlister - The name is about as bright as the place gets.
Archive:
5322 people have lost their house kids and car.
But it doesn't change anything - we own the universe anyway.